I’m thinking ahead to how I’ll be thinking back to me thinking ahead in this moment.

“Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an in…”

“Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil. Next time, why don…”

“A brick could be used as a hammer, which frees up the hammer to be used as a se…”

“I launder dirty money. You should see my washing machine. (It’s filthy!)”