I’m tired of calling @PapaJohns. I wish they’d call me for once. I’m starting to think they don’t love me.

“Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA’s moon landing was faked. Well of cours…”

“They should make suitcases shaped like human bodies, for discretely transportin…”

“Give me a smelly hello, and a tasty goodbye. The two are connected, and without…”

“I didn’t get your letter. I did receive it, but I didn’t understand it.”