I’m tired of talking. I want you to extract my thoughts through my nostrils.

“I don’t get offended when you talk about the Japanese. Not because I’m not one,…”

“A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman.”

“A brick and a blanket aptly describe my former roommate. He was as dumb as a br…”

“The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white ma…”