I’m too conceited to concede defeat to my clone.

“A blanket could be bunched up and used as a seat cushion. But I’d rather cut of…”

“The bottom of a cup of coffee is not as good as the bottom of her body—which is…”

“When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot …”

“You wouldn’t try to mow your lawn with an electric razor, like it was a green b…”