I’m too impatient to be impatient, as impatience often wastes time through repetition and redundancy.

“The best way to guarantee you have a job tomorrow is to not finish all the work…”

“I am the leprechaun I rainbow into being. Buy me a beer, and get to know my inn…”

“When I was two, a year was half of my life. It must have felt like forever. But…”

“Amy, she’s got a memory like an elephant, and a body like a meow.”