I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

“Okay, you're telling the truth. By the way, Nick, you have the most screwed-up …”

“What a way to pay a man back for helping you. Gah, I suck as a human being.’ (S…”

“I don’t play with cheaters and I don’t care if you are three seconds older than…”

“Should we start making preparations here? (Tory)Punk-ass won’t come to my islan…”