I’m twice as old as she is tall. She’s half my age in height. We have a David and Goliath kind of love.

“I was part of a focus group once, but to be honest, I couldn’t concentrate.”

“It’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligen…”

“You can’t be the best all the time. But that’s what clones are for—to be you wh…”

“I had a dream about you. You were Ginger Rogers, and you were trying to teach m…”