I’m underwhelming. Whelming is the woman riding me.

“The time to act is now! Somebody go get the Director.”

“I wanted to say Thank You in sign language, but instead I sneezed and ended up …”

“I ended up with the nomination, and the breasts to back up the voter’s confiden…”

“I used to think I knew what love was, but here recently it has been revealed to…”