I’m very proud of my body of work. You should see it naked sometime.

“Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.
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“After I’m famous, I want my statue to be made out of beige Jell-O, and I want t…”

“Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and h…”

“We made love like three seasons, but I didn’t fall.”