I’m willing to die for my beliefs, but over the course of a lifetime and not all at once right now.

“Who leads the world in consumption? America! Who has more lawyers per capita? A…”

“I need a bone saw—for the meatloaf I made for you, which looks suspiciously lik…”

“A blanket could be used to alter the future. But so can setting your watch ahea…”

“Your face influences your life, because it effects how people treat you. Someti…”