I’m winning over fans every day. They’re not my fans, but at least they’re losing and I’m winning.

“I’m very careful with political statements. When I bash the Republicans, I know…”

“A brick could be used to brighten up your day, like a lampshade over the sun da…”

“I have a favorite cemetery I go to, because it’s really clean and the doctors a…”

“If love were a person, it would look like me, only taller. And more handsome. A…”