In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language, not the clearest logic.

“If you’re a cannibal, an Olympic sprinter would be considered fast food.”

“I get Gulliver’s Travels and Thousand Island dressing mixed up.”

“Feel free to become a slave to your own clone. And mine. Remember, you can neve…”

“Give me a smelly hello, and a tasty goodbye. The two are connected, and without…”