In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense.

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“A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then e…”

“I could see that she was eager to please and impress me, and I was excited to s…”

“His name is Arnold. But you’re not on a first name basis with him, and that’s n…”