In all four years of high school, not once did I make the football team. The other part of the story is that I never even tried out. Just raw talent, I guess.

“People think I’m all gloom and doom all the time. I’m not. I also have bad days…”

“If love came out of exhaust pipes, like a penis that penetrated deep into one, …”

“I’m willing to die for my beliefs, but over the course of a lifetime and not al…”

“She sucked my finger, and I licked the sleepy seeds out of the corner of her ey…”