In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench.

“I’m hungry for success. And lasagna.”

“You are dead. It just hasn’t occurred to you yet.”

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“I bought you a box of karate chops, but it could be dangerous to open it with a…”