In LaLa Land, there is only one kind of sex that's logical. In a made-up land, such as LaLa Land, the citizens are forever engaging in make-up sex.

“Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.”

“Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d b…”

“The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eatin…”

“I am prophetic. I predicted it would snow tomorrow yesterday, and sure enough t…”