In politics, I don’t know which came first, the rubber chicken policies, or the eggheadedness.

“I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the…”

“Twitter—up to the minute minute details.”

“There were two chairs, but there were three of us. So, being the gentleman I am…”

“If you see me sitting at a dining room table with a clean plate and bowl in fro…”