In society’s daylight, black people are invisible. Black people are also invisible at night. Hooray for flashlights!

“On the frozen tundra, I milked a cow and pumped out ice cream. Strangely, it ha…”

“All books are coloring books, if you are in possession of a childlike imaginati…”

“I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decision…”

“Two days from now I invented a time travel machine out of my neighbor’s washing…”