In the epicenter of Epcot Center you’ll find me hiding, 333 miles away.

“Me and my girlfriend aren’t a good fit. Her clothes are much too small for me.”

“I have no auditory depth perception. She said, “I love you,” and I couldn’t eve…”

“I am illiterate. Just not in English.”

“I called Phil up, but I didn’t call Phillip. He hung up on me, and I’m still hu…”