In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense.

“Growing up, my parents never gave me as much as I wanted for my birthday. For e…”

“He played a great part in my life. It was great in that it was a majority of ti…”

“I decided to write this piece because my internal critic told me to write it. A…”

“I’ve got ears like a rabbit, and a penis like a baby carrot—fully erect, of cou…”