In the morning I brush my teeth with hope, and at night before bed I brush them with defeat. Both are mint flavored, so I try not to get them mixed up.


“You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.”

“Scars are proof man isn’t perfect, though constantly getting closer.”

“It’s not what you wear that sets you apart from your fellow man, but what you d…”

“To show the football coach I was ready to play tight end, I wore no pants and h…”