In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a beard on my chest.

“I needed to take her to a concert, or maybe invite her out to go stencil street…”

“He wasn’t a Have, and he wasn’t a Have Not. He was a midget, so he was a shorte…”

“The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it wa…”

“A brick could be used as a doorstop. But that’s obvious. What isn’t obvious is …”