In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only narcoleptics.

“A blanket could be split in two—divided in half, like hereditary territory one …”

“A blanket could be used to stop a train. Another good thing to use would be bra…”

“I make love like an albino sings—softly, and from sunset to sunrise (except in …”

“I saw two lizards kissing yesterday, but I scared them off. Maybe I should have…”