In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.

“I’m not just a guy’s guy. I also have a mom.”

“I like to see cats tumble around, but I wish they wouldn’t meow so much when I …”

“While all men want to be free, some want to be free to think what they want, an…”

“Gin is a confusing drink. It’s the only liquid that’s both wet and dry.”