In this economic recession, I have resorted to wearing my lucky underwear to job interviews. It gives me confidence, and it helps cover up the bald spot on the back of my head.

“I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom s…”

“The day my dad left my mom and I was the second saddest day of my life. The sad…”

“A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important…”

“I’ve got ears like a rabbit, and a penis like a baby carrot—fully erect, of cou…”