Inappropriate interview question #7: Are you into retirement home butt sex?

“I’ll watch the Final Four when there are three teams playing at once for two ti…”

“Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleep…”

“I am Mr. Needleneeds, and I’m looking for a haystack. It’s easier to find than …”

“She always looks like she’s about to break into laughter. He always looks like …”