Insects have the most sex. Trust me, I peep on them through my microscope.

“I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality plastics at an affordable …”

“I’m probably the last person on earth who will tell you I want to be the last p…”

“Love is snowy, like the raincloud I left in the freezer. I would ski on the slo…”

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