Is my conversation putting you to sleep, or is the rufie I slipped in your dog food finally starting to kick in?

“There is nothing more enjoyable than being a member of an enlightened group of …”

“I like a man who pauses to reflect, while pausing in the mirror to reflect. I c…”

“I want to knit myself a skin-tight sweater, made out of human flesh.”

“My forehead is starting to get wrinkled, but you’d hardly notice it because all…”