Is the only reason you get out of bed because you can’t sleep anymore? I’m like that sometimes.

“If you’re hungry, eat one of my new starvation pills. They taste like silence.
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“The cycle of parental disapproval begins at dawn. That’s why I have to get up f…”

“You make me sick. I think I’ll have to call out of work on your account. Or hav…”

“Were you aware that my sister looks like my brother? They both look nonexistent.”