Is there a gun that shoots rain? Oh yeah, water guns. How technologically advanced we are!

“I want to be a standup economist, because isn’t money funny? Actually, without …”

“Sounds have smells. Your father smells, and he’s noisy.”

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“I drove 30 miles to buy some breath mints before I realized I had some already …”