It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in church.

“Listen, lady," he said in a high voice, "if I had of been there I would of know…”

“She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity.”

“If a writer is any good, what he makes will have its source in a realm much lar…”

“Whenever I'm asked why Southern writers particularly have a penchant for writin…”