It doesn’t matter how I arrive at my conclusions, so long as I reach my destination safe and sound. Especially sound.

“I’m not getting fat and lazy. I’ve always been lazy. C’mon, I’m American!”

“I can’t overstate how valuable being understated is.”

“Face to face marketing is like trying to dig a grave with a spoon. Kill it fast…”

“If I could capture the rays of the sun in a can, I'd paint a canvas with it and…”