It doesn’t matter how old you are, what level of schooling you’ve had or where you live—stalking is innate to the female psyche. We’ve all been there.

“Nick,” I murmured, “should I ever head into the cellar armed only with a ladle …”

“Gus, do I have to put you in a cage or something? Because I will! Don't push it…”

“So you can’t marry Harry, Mom! Not if you still love Daddy!” I sound like a ten…”

“The simmering lust, the raging interest exploded into love. Who wouldn’t fall i…”