It had been more of a wish, actually, but it sounded better to call it a dream.

“Kind? How boring that would be. I aspire to be wicked.”

“Neither's the one you get, less you want me to see if your apple's ripe, yet. -…”

“You win or you die.”

“The snail may leave a trail of slime behind him, but a little slime will do a m…”