It is a cardinal sin to bore the reader.

“Hopeless causes are the only ones worth fighting for. The fight for the taxpaye…”

“The puppeteer unrolled completely. 'Did I hear you call me cute?”

“I asked him, "Do you know the difference between nude and naked?"He shook his h…”

“Spray a book with insect spray, drop it in a bag, add some mothballs and seal i…”