It is difficult not to write satire.

“Sit mens sana in corpore sano (a healthy mind in a healthy body)”

“Writing in the incurable itch that possesses many.”

“incipe, Calliope. licet et considere: non estcantandum, res uera agitur. narrat…”

“Must this with farce and folly rack myhead unpunish'd ? that with sing-song,Whi…”