It is possible to be a retard and a politician. In fact, it’s almost a prerequisite.

“I would rather build a relationship than a wall. Can you pass me another brick?”

“I sneezed into the wind, and closed my eyes and imagined my face was barraged b…”

“A brick could be used to change the channel on a TV. Or at least turn it off—pe…”

“You may not have said anything, but you’re right—silence is the best response.”