It just goes to show, if you try to ruin someone's life, it only gets better.

“Tell me my copy is missing the last twenty pages or something.Hazel Grace, tell…”

“Yo era un aburrido sin remedio y ella era fascinante hasta el infinito.”

“I realize that this is not, like, boyish. I realize that properly speaking guys…”

“Me gustaba Augustus Water. Realmente, realmente, realmente me gustaba. Me gustó…”