It took me a sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mints and forty minutes to get over that boy.

“How are the eyes?”“Oh, excellent,” he said. “I mean, they’re not in my head is …”

“A small olive-skinned creature who had hit puberty but never hit it very hard, …”

“Funerals...are for the living.”

“Creo que Chuck Parsons tenía un libro de texto atado a su estómago.Se llaman ab…”