Itchy does not equal sexy.

“The glass doors stared back at me like a secret passageway, moonlight filtering…”

“Well, there are also prescribed methods for entering a room. Must you always be…”

“From the beginning, the only thing I couldn’t tolerate about you was how imposs…”

“Not to worry, Phillip,” Father O’Toole said. “I was just inquiring as to what a…”