It’s a conflict of interest, because I’m not interested.

“I am patriotic. When the Pledge of Allegiance is going on, I solemnly place my …”

“People who collect books, and categorize them by Roy G. Biv instead of alphabet…”

“Most people don’t know where money comes from. Even most of our elected officia…”

“Sometimes it feels like I’m walking around with bricks for shoes, not going any…”