It's a fate worse than death to spend eternity in harness, serving as Lilly Hellman's zombie, brought back to life at dinner parties.

“The demon say’s “Do you view sexual acts between individuals of the same gender…”

“Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts …”

“Given the choice between grabbing a strange tongue and watching a monster poop …”

“There's an opposite to déjà vu. They call it jamais vu. It's when you meet the …”