It’s amazing how nostalgia filters out the bad and focuses only on the good.

“I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blo…”

“He’s being silent again. Tell him to be quiet.”

“A brick could be tied to a cape, and then exalted as a superhero. Is that any m…”

“I have a lot of faith. I mean, I believe I do.”