It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.

“There are so many cheeses that I can't keep track of all their names. The dairy…”

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get…”

“A mine divided in two isn’t as preferential as a yours divided in two. 
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“It’s what’s inside that matters. I’m confused inside, because I just ate some s…”