It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.

“I can tell you what I wasn’t doing when I wasn’t doing what I was supposed to: …”

“I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY
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“A brick could be grown on a tree, much like an apple or money, so that maybe hu…”

“I stabbed the intruder with a knife. How else was I supposed to cut him into bi…”