It's good to be the king.

“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear t…”

“I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.”

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and…”

“Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.”