It’s hard to find friends I can trust. Most end up either getting shot, stabbed, or I have to tie them up and toss them overboard in the Atlantic Ocean.

“In my dream, the passenger seat of my car was a toilet. I guess I was on my way…”

“Pa extended his paw as if to say, “I’m here, and I’m human.” What else could I …”

“A blanket could be used to make magical music. And no, I’m not talking about se…”

“The rocky terrain wasn’t the reason we were on uneven footing. She had no feet,…”