It's hard to take sex ed seriously when the teachers haven't even wiggled their stuff in this millennium.

“Everything changes. Everything is temporary, except for the sky. When you find …”

“Her fingers were gnarled and crooked like the roots of the oldest swamp trees. …”

“What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remembe…”

“Love is a precious gift – one without strings”