It’s hot as a watermelon in this cantaloupe called pineapple. And that’s a fact.

“His name was Skip, but I didn’t. I waited patiently in line behind him. But do …”

“Fish like shiny things, stupid people like shiny things, and the late Nebular R…”

“If I were as tall as the day is night, I’d be a midget.”

“A condom prevents life. A gun takes life. Would a condom over the barrel of a g…”