It's like I've had a stroke. Do you think I've had a stroke?"
"I don't think you've had a stroke."
"But how do you know? How can you be sure I haven't had a stroke?"
"What are the symptoms of a stroke?"
"I don't know. Look them up. Look them up on line."
"OK. Hold on...OK. Here it is. Do you have trouble speaking?"
"I have trouble speaking intelligently.

Autore: Daniel B. Smith